By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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domingocool 4

Well, it takes 3 days to digest something right? So i'm guessing you didn't eat it yesterday...

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slick5880 22

Could the "beer *****" have sped up the process? I'm no doctor, so I really don't know.

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misspulkadot24 17

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ManInTheMachine 19

Sometimes I swear the FML community is ******* bipolar. Or a lot of idiots with horrible taste in jokes have made accounts.

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capper44 18

#13 FYI it takes 4-5 hours to digest food lol Btw oP i hope the night was really good, doesnt matter if u dont kno wat u did :p

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doctorhook86 24

I can't think of a way in which the OP didn't deserve this. Also, props for the "change your eating habits" #1!

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RedPillSucks 31

@ManInTheMachine, I don't know, but I've ****** two polar bear once. Is that the same thing? I think they were both male.

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chrisbravo 4

OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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misspulkadot24 17

Whoops! I must not have gotten the FML memo that the "sounds like a shitty situation" pun was funny again. My bad!

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zandalee 19

90- you made me laugh! Thanks!! Makes such a nice change to the usual bitchy and bitching comments on this site today!!

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ConnorBrown36 5

131 , it was mainly the "change your eating habits" part I'm pretty sure

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trulypar 34

You gotta little change in your colon going "jing-a-ling-a-ling."

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slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"You got change for a $5?" "Yeah, hold on. HURRRRGGGGGNNNNNN!!! Here you go." "...I don't want it anymore..."

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Redoxx_fml 22

Gives the dollar menu a whole new meaning.

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CheeseTron 15

*looking at change in pockets, wondering if it's been in someone's shit.

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Tgo19053 15

Didn't know people actually used Ass Pennies to get back at people haha

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perdix 29

Now, we can see that your "two cents worth" literally isn't worth a shit (12 cents).

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gc327072 30

OP is lucky to be alive. If those were to get stuck somewhere, they would have to have immediate surgery, if they detected the problem at all.

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RedPillSucks 31

The doctors would have said "This guy must be insured. He has money up the whazoo!!!" *crickets* Hey, is this thing on?

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Killer_fel 15

If he's ******** cash, I don't think he's a "poor" fool.

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Werken247 14

He's ******** change, he's a poor fool. If he were ******** cash he'd be a rich fool.

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Next time don't drink so much that you have no idea what you do *facepalm*

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JoeParris 1

That's shitty for real

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missalkali 8

oh god, just… I don't even know what to say… please just stop. that's the crappiest pun ever. I wish it'd die!!

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perdix 29

Penny for your thoughts, Shit-for-Brains?

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chrisbravo 4

Op replying; I happen to be smart. Drunken mistakes happen to the best of us.

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ALpein 0

Smart? If you were smart, you woulda' ate more money for later use.

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bjnono001 20

Pennies and dimes for a kiss? I'm sure you weren't looking for this, but now it's in your way.

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