Do me

By noneofthesex - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

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Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
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troynt 2

double standard ... if the roles were reversed no one would care.

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

You can't just say that he''s cheating on her. That's well harsh. :| OP: Awhh, that's awful. Perhaps he didn't get your text?

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

maybe his phone was dead? think of all the other reasons why he might not pick up his phone smart one

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bezach 0

maybe he was awAy? this is tottaly worth being an fml right?

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Alastor13X 8

I know Cricket service sucks. I send my mother text messages that she never gets. I'd not think too hard about this.

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vno_fml 1

sometimes texts just don't get delivered. read into something with a little more substance.

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troynt 2

double standard ... if the roles were reversed no one would care.

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Brindilles 14

It'd still be an FML if a guy texted his girlfriend

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arms_akimbo 0

For all you know the cell phone isn't even on, or he forgot it at home. Or any number of things.

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NotoriousMandog 0

I would make sure that you sent it to your boyfriend and not someone else. Though I'm sure what happened is he just didn't get it, as he didn't get to his phone and see it, his phone is dead or it's one of the casualties of texting and just didn't get to him. Oh you should also check to see if the message actually sent from the phone.

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Spencer_fml 0

#8 is right, he should be lucky to get sexy texts.

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blah_blah_shity 0

aww. that sucks :( he's gay? or cheating? if my bf did texted me that i'd hop right over

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gamegoes4life 0

men need to man up and find their balls...stop talking about double standards and hating on this girl...your girlfriends wants to f**k, then you better f**k....otherwise be a man about telling her there is someone else...men that B*tch are such F*cking losers

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Jared900DUmpling 30

So basically you are also saying that if a man wants to do the do and a woman's doesn't want to, he can **** her anyways. That's without that double standard.

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