Transportation: Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy...

By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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nesteremily 31

Friday 1 July 2016 10:04

"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"

KingSquisher 13

Friday 1 July 2016 10:05

Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...

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nesteremily 31

Friday 1 July 2016 10:04

"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"

KingSquisher 13

Friday 1 July 2016 10:05

Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...

crazy_bananas 31

Friday 1 July 2016 10:08

You unlucky son of a bitch. I'm so sorry OP, I'm sure they don't make enough bleach in the world to get image and feeling off of you.

Popeye2341 13

Friday 1 July 2016 10:10

"Today, while on the bus, i sat across an attractive lady who kept eying me down, she got up to talk to me and fell face first into my crotch. I forgot to wear underwear this morning. FML"

Sheepiebeepie 26

Friday 1 July 2016 10:29

How old are you lol "parts"

hkhan24 23

Friday 1 July 2016 10:37

I always thought people were lying when they used this excuse after they got caught cheating.

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 1 July 2016 12:42

I tripped and fell onto his 'parts.'

welshboy1324 19

Friday 1 July 2016 10:42

Oh yes and then the entire bus clapped

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 10:43

That's your excuse, and you're sticking to it!

mssileas 25

Friday 1 July 2016 10:48

In this case, you gotta say calmy but loudly enough for others to hear: 'Excuse me sir, your sack is hanging out of your shorts, might wanna fix that.' Maybe he'll think about underwear the next time he's on public transport.