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Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...
"Today, while on the bus, i sat across an attractive lady who kept eying me down, she got up to talk to me and fell face first into my crotch. I forgot to wear underwear this morning. FML"
How old are you lol "parts"
I always thought people were lying when they used this excuse after they got caught cheating.
I tripped and fell onto his 'parts.'
Oh yes and then the entire bus clapped
That's your excuse, and you're sticking to it!
In this case, you gotta say calmy but loudly enough for others to hear: 'Excuse me sir, your sack is hanging out of your shorts, might wanna fix that.' Maybe he'll think about underwear the next time he's on public transport.
Guy must've been praying really hard for some head...
He got it, for sure!
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"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"
Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...