Poetry in politics
By blondie101 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By blondie101 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha