By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn
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Perry85
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About Perry85
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get
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Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Verified
You are now a certified FML member
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Checking you out
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Beginner
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.