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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 14:00

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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robc32ca 4

Monday 15 November 2010 12:06

sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.

locachick101 0

Monday 15 November 2010 12:33

well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?

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amysousa 6

Monday 15 November 2010 12:05

not good

bailes_o_hay 0

Monday 15 November 2010 12:21

lol and the look on OP's face like "oh shit!"

jweezy89 4

Monday 15 November 2010 13:29

So just a clever way to say your teacher is your parent? Or just that the two children are related to one another?

bevsta 7

Monday 15 November 2010 14:16

loll

TheCookehMonstet 0

Monday 15 November 2010 14:23

Shoulda gave them some cookies, cookies make EVERYTHING better.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 15 November 2010 14:50

We had this guest in class, daddy! He molesterd us but then we got cookies! All better(:

MissErikaHart 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:39

why dont u stop volunteering for things ur not good at.

1personinthiswor 0

Monday 15 November 2010 16:33

I love how it's a child psychology class, too. Smooth, OP. I understand the instance with the little girl, but how do you accidentally push so hard you fling a little kid out of a swing?