Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
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iLOLatURpain69 7

'A handful of my his crotch'

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PsychoXtheXrapis 3

So their crotches are one in the same? My God... You can wank both of them at once and it'll feel twice as good! So ******* lucky!

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dre_bro11 12

OP, is your boss a genuine creep, or did you just make him sound like one the way you worded the FML? If he is, then he probably enjoyed it anyway...

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krazy_glu3 0

If you help him finish, you might get a raise. Go go go go!!

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stro88 6

Might be a lawsuit depending on how firm you pulled his knob.

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SirObvious 1

Sounds like a promotion to me

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juicedboi 7

-51 oh I bet OP got a big raise out of him.

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SwaggerMelon 6

Is he a tall guy or are the doorknobs low?

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No_LoveMM 3

82 I don't think it is that, but it's just you go until you feel the knob, if you know what I mean.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

EVERY FML that mentions anything related to an occupation has a slew of "raise" comments. Get some new material, people.

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humorizer 14

^ Or perhaps you're not clever enough to realize that by "raise", they're not talking about money, but rather... something going up.

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nromanyuk 4

I would really want to know what happened afterwards...

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aznpiboy24 5

Stalker Boss >:)

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DizzyDemon0 9

Since you're the new favorite..you can do whatever you want! You're pretty much an assistant-boss now! Congrats.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Which kind of raise, silver? I was thinking flaccid to stiff.

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hemz_fml 13

Has to be a copy I remember this one before

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BehindU 5

Dont see why your complaining both you and your boss got a raise.

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haiu2323 10

I see what you did there! nice one man :D

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schaflava 0

We see what you did there. Get off his nuts!

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ahabsfan 14

I hope you look before eating a cucumber at lunch.

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MarineWifey88 3

I've seen this one posted before.

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