Work: Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really...

By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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tech_guy 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:03

holy shit!

potentpotable 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:25

Who would be cruel enough to vote YDI? Your life is definitely ******.

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tech_guy 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:03

holy shit!

thatreallyblows 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:52

yeah that sucks. my roommate told me a story of about the retail store she works at, some lady came in, asked if they had a bathroom, she told her they didn't have a public bathroom but the office max RIGHT NEXT DOOR had one. the lady said she didn't need it right away then preceded to ask for a fitting room. once in the fitting room she took a ziploc bag from her purse, peed in it, occasionally missed so there was piss all over the floor and all over her hands i'm sure, then zipped up the bag and hid it underneath a chair. i bet she went and touched all their clothes with her nasty pee hands. when the manager confronted her the lady denied it was hers. damn old people.

manw 3

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:55

whoa dude poor u. wait how did u kno it wuz a lady? if I did thar I wud run away asap.:/

immazombeastxD 0

Monday 19 July 2010 8:14

how would OP know who did it? the shit was obviously there a while for so many complaints to be filed. fake??

Technocidal 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:54

#1 poetic justice

kill3rs 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:33

how did you know she was middle adged

efemivida 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:05

That's terrible! I feel bad for you. And the lady who did that should've had to clean that up!

coffeygirl12 14

Friday 1 July 2011 20:25

is it really that hard to go into a bathroom?? this is nasttty!!

LMFAOsabrina 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:09

Oh wow.. Thats odd o_O

skitz 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:13

that's unsanitary, yet odd..

OptimusSlime 23

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:46

More like unsanitary AND odd

lifeluvinchica 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:18

ewww thats so nasty. i feel your pain, i work in retail too and that happen to us like half a year ago. except it was a baby instead of an old lady. so ******* gross

shriekeye 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:19

How did you know who it was?

metalcrue 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 11:47

they put cameras in the dressing rooms. also, file a police report

suckerz 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:21

what #6 said

potentpotable 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:25

Who would be cruel enough to vote YDI? Your life is definitely ******.

happypenguin7293 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 5:40

OK think about. honestly what happened: a girl shitted customers complained u found the shit u may or may not have had to clean it up they could have had people that clean stuff up honestly if u r a person who gets the complaints u probably wouldn't clean up shit just sayin. and if u knew who did it they probably confessed and then cleaned it up. either that or this is fake no way u would've they wouldn't put video cameras in the CHANGING ROOMS that's crazy and from outside the changing rooms u couldn't tell if they shitted or not so I say. FAKE!