By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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DrMime 10

"He's just so qualified! But I can't reach him! GAHH!!!"

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zfrt 3

Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.

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DrMime 10

"He's just so qualified! But I can't reach him! GAHH!!!"

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Cad6 24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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mike3775 35

That is why you should always have someone else look at the resume when you have it completed for a second look.

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Shrike 23

Pretty sure DrMime ain't the OP, you guys. Unless he goes by "Tammy Lauraine" on the streets. Get your own comment, yeah?

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

Well look at the bright side! They probably wouldn't have considered you in the first place seeing how you forgot to include a basic contact information....

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evilscorpi 29

i could swear i read this before.....my mind is playing tricks on me...and i wonder if op reviewed the resume

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

#37 How is that looking on the bright side of things?

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docscientist 9

7- Did you take 15 hours to make your post? I doubt it, so perhaps you should reconsider how much time op actually spent on the fml. A little bit of thinking goes a long way.

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Waffl3z 8

#48 your not crazy, I thought the same thing and its true.

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Sparks808 10

I wouldn't be expecting a call back if I were you.

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zfrt 3

Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.

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DrMime 10

GOD I KNOW RIGHT??? WHAT A FREAKING MORON, HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BREATH!!!! GAAAHHHH!!!!

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silentbutfunny 0

DrMime got moderated?? I must see the comment!

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biggestfan23 11

I don't know why people are thumbing down your comment you are 100% correct sir.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

That's what I call a "natural selection". Idiots out.

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I_heart_sex 1

Telling them you aren't qualified cuz you forget the basics, not bright. Ydi

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kimmi41509 10

Hopefully you wrote your email down so there's another form of contact? But how could you forget to put your phone number? It's one of the most important parts.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I think you mean twit?

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mrmakefunofu 5

^^^ thank you black person

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SPAIDZ 0

Tit shouldn't be an insult. Who doesn't love ****?

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Unlucky_Gun 0

How can he shut up? He's typing not talking. Harharhar!

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Coalke 5

You complete and udder tit. Haha um...no one?

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gonad_gobbler 1

All the places you applied to must think you're a...phoney

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alexup24 13

he strikes again!!! you got me again... like I said before: you got jokes kid

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BlesstheSilence 11

Well go give them your number or some form of contact. It shouldn't be that big of a deal.

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