Drive-by casualty
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I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"
So, would op rather be shot at than thrown nuts at?
There's a big difference between "I'll bust a cap in yo' ass!" and "I'll bust a nut in yo' ass!" That...could be misinterpreted. :)
Wait so **** your life because you would have rather been shot?
Once my housemate and I threw cadbury cream eggs at some protesters.
Oh wow that would of been the funniest thing!!!
I was at a village In. Years ago and a group came in. My friends and i were laughing at jokes we were telling (it was like 1am on a Saturday, which they were open 24hrs on weekends) and another group of people that were dressed up from a rather flamboyant party (not gay I don’t think) when one of them came up to us and said “you all can eat a bag of dicks!” Then dropped a small bag on the table with different colored hard candy that was shaped like a dick and balls. They timing and delivery was brilliant and made a great time better. I just hope OP isn’t allergic to peanuts, or if not, and they didn’t hit that hard, could at least laugh, unless they have a stick up their ass’
Who does that? I'm sorry though!..
Well I mean with the economy and all
O.o
Thats so punny! Lol!
They were such goobers.
You're worth MY bag of nuts ;)
Yea that's not creepy or anything
I'd say the creepiness was intentional.
Man that's nuts
I can't seem to figure out how this comment is any better than #5's.
This comment is only good because of 59's reply.
So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??
I think OP is complaining that s/he got hit with peanuts when instead he could've got hit by nothing.
56- Apparently not if OP is complaining about only being worth a bag of nuts. If there was nothing thrown, OP would complain about being worth nothing.
He'd rather go down gloriously fending off an army of 100 marines singlehandedly, as opposed to only being worth a driveby and a bag of peanuts
Maybe the OP has a nut allergy? These drive by assassin's are masters of their craft.
Well, at least they're better than bullets.
Lol I'm thinking of the two peanuts walking in the park, and one of them was "asSALTed" lol I love that joke......... yup.
Hopefully you aren't allergic...
That's the moment when you're supposed to take out your chain-saw and run after them!!
Who doesn't!
Aww c'mon I was being sarcastic, do I really deserve downvotes??
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I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"
So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??