By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

Unless you're suicidal, this isn't the job for you. I think you'd be better off working on a farm, with the nearest pharmacy miles away. But then again, Monk was a fantastic cop, so... Just keep an inhaler handy.

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NothernNightmare 18

Fragrance stores usually have a lot of different perfumes, so I'm not surprised anyone wouldn't get sick after all those strong smells. Sorry OP, get a new job so your health won't be compromised.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Unless you're suicidal, this isn't the job for you. I think you'd be better off working on a farm, with the nearest pharmacy miles away. But then again, Monk was a fantastic cop, so... Just keep an inhaler handy.

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NothernNightmare 18

I'm surprised he didn't have an inhaler to begin with!

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anythingmustbe 18

No job is worth as much as your life dont put it at risk just quit

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morgiepuff 14

Actually, farms aren't the best place for asthmatics either. Trust me. :P I'm sure OP had an inhaler to be able to stop the three attacks that s/he had. It'd be a good idea to quit, though...

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miserypoison 13

Why put your hypersensitive lungs at risk? You are asking for it.. But if you have an Asthma preventer such as : Symbicort or Seretide - I would advise using them, it helped me out a great deal to where I could do running and sports without wheezing.

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megzzze 10

Only liked that cuz u mentioned monkkkk

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LiterOfCola 16

You have a ******* scary picture

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lopsop 12

Well the first day at work is always the worst

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Udderboy 4

I would say the last day usually is.... "your fired" ~ Donald Trump

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Sliver1991 26

At least OP's first day at the job wasn't his last day... Alive.

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ASD_K 11

I feel OP's pain here. I've had a day where I had 14 asthma attacks in a single day .__.

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Kimitte 1

I KNOW RIGHT? I hate having asthma..

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Asthma sucks. I sound like a pitbull when I cough

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nightskye 4

Better than sounding like Pitbull. (The pergormer, for those that are confused.)

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supbabes 0

At least you probably smell really nice now :)

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ASD_K 11

But OP didn't put on any, just smelled. And it probqbly would distract from a smell to see someone hyperventilating.

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NothernNightmare 18

Fragrance stores usually have a lot of different perfumes, so I'm not surprised anyone wouldn't get sick after all those strong smells. Sorry OP, get a new job so your health won't be compromised.

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lenamartinovic 13

Yeah, I know. I remember when I walked into lush for the first time. Thought I wouldn't come out of there alive!

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bestnameright 14

Lol don't you just love the first day at work!

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expertsmilee 26

May as well have been someone who's allergic to bee's deciding to be a bee keeper lol

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DarkDaedalus009 8

This isnt a good job for you, OP, think about your health

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DocBastard 38

I see you've discovered my latest fragrance: Eau de Wheeze. It's sure to be a hit!

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TheDrifter 23

It's bound to smell better than the Eau de Toilette I keep seeing at the mall. *Shudders* Who wants to smell like toilet water anyhow?

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TrinityisLife 22

Tell me that was sarcasm.........

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