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I'm sorry OP, that's embarrassing. Try talking it out.
I've always found that the best way to handle an embarrassing situation like this is to explain it maturely, then make a joke out of it. If you can't laugh at yourself it makes it much more awkward for everyone else.
How embarrassing! Hopefully you'll get some medication maybe?
Shit Op talk to your boss and let him know it's you doing the crop dusting in the office. Be proud of your smelf... Na but really you should get that shit checked.
Gas-X does not make you stop passing gas, no matter what anyone may think. It makes you fart more and usually causes it to smell much, much, worse then it did before you took it. All it seems to do is make you pass gas quicker, I think in hopes that you'll get it all out of your system quicker. If you have a condition this wouldn't work because I imagine the condition causes greater amounts of gas to be produced, otherwise there wouldn't be more farting than normal.
Just tell him in a professional manner, I'm sure he'll likely feel embarrassed about calling you out and would apologize.
OP: Um, sir, it isn't a pr-- *phrrrrrrrRRRRRRp!* -ank, um, I actu--- *PraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAph* *shittle* *shart* --a condi-- *toot* Boss: You think you're funny, huh?!? I'm sick of your shit, you're fired. OP: But sir I-- *BrAAAAAAPPPPPphhhhizzzzz* Boss: GET OUT! I'm dying in here! Maybe you should get a job at prank shop, OP. You could use it to your advantage!
Heh, thumbs up for using shittle and toot. Something about those words seems to embody humor.
TOO. LONG. TO .BE .FUNNY.
I actually found it hilarious.
I don't really give a shit how many people disliked it. As long as I made someone laugh, I'm satisfied. My comments are usually hit or miss, anyway.
That was very funny!
That was hilarious!!! thank you for taking the time to write that all out!!! I think two drop of pee came out I was laughing so hard!!!
This made me laugh so hard!
So this is what you do instead just because there's a sign prohibiting masturbating at your desk?!
I'm not going to say anything. Just get thumbed down like the immature adult you are.
Believe it or not #24, this is a reference to another FML fmylife.com/intimacy/20043181
I'd like to know what condition OP has... Friday is chili night and I need an excuse for Saturday.
Maybe Crohns disease
Sounds like you're in-between a rock and a hard place. You could tell your boss it isn't a machine but he might not believe you. Good luck OP! Hopefully your boss is an understanding man/woman.
Damn Op that stinks
"No pun intended"?
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OP: Um, sir, it isn't a pr-- *phrrrrrrrRRRRRRp!* -ank, um, I actu--- *PraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAph* *shittle* *shart* --a condi-- *toot* Boss: You think you're funny, huh?!? I'm sick of your shit, you're fired. OP: But sir I-- *BrAAAAAAPPPPPphhhhizzzzz* Boss: GET OUT! I'm dying in here! Maybe you should get a job at prank shop, OP. You could use it to your advantage!
I'm sorry OP, that's embarrassing. Try talking it out.