Come again?

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 10:49 - Australia - Redfern

Today, during an otherwise promising job interview, I was asked how much I thought was too much for a "good hit of blow". I must have stayed speechless for too long, because the guy's next words were, "Yeah, you're not cut out for this." I'm shocked and baffled too. FML
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firegirl1993 21

Does he want to hire ex drug addicts? Op, you don't want that job as obviously the Man's a nut

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DocBastard 38

That guy sounds like a chronically stupid dope. I hope you got up and blew that joint with the greatest speed. Obviously his meth-od of interviewing was terrible, and the job is probably not all it was cracked up to be. Go make yourself a pot of tea, or have a diet Coke, and forget the whole thing.

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firegirl1993 21

Does he want to hire ex drug addicts? Op, you don't want that job as obviously the Man's a nut

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PterodactylMan 23

Possibly both?

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generalasskicker 12

Idk if the boss is ok with coke it might not be such a bad place

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raddybear 11

No its probably a pretty sketchy place.

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Zimmington 21

Please, everyone knows anything more than $20 for a single hit is outrageous

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TheDrifter 23

I was gonna say anything over 2 grams and you're getting into Charlie Sheen territory, but then it occurred to me they may be talking about money.

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suboy 10

It would be nice if we could know what job OP was going for.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sounds.drug related, or prostitution related. Maybe it was one of those real-life 'character' questions.

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Mr_Loudmouth 9

Mo, pretty sure he meant cocaine. In that case, any more than $20 for a line of blow is a bit much... Unless its really good quality.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

18 - pretty sure you're a moron. Pretty sure.

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ThatOneTimeLord 25

18- I thought that at first.

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not_a_robot 15

Give #18 a break, he looks like he is around 14 or something. I wouldn't have known what that meant at 13-16 either.

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1234ideclare 7

sounds like you missed out on an awesome job.

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Failure_Inc 12

I want to know where she was applying!!!

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MGITSWFTC 17

Don't worry, the job probably sucks anyway. Ba-dum tiss

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s13495 19

"A good bit of blow" refers to, I'm guessing, cocain... you wouldn't say "bit" to a prostitute :S

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MGITSWFTC 17

Hey, apparently some guys like girls with a bit of bite. But now that you mention it, yeah it's probably about cocaine. Nobody would ever call getting a ******* a "hit" of blow. My bad

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Octwo 16

And here I was disappointed that no one got the reference to people giving blow jobs for cocaine. It was so subtle not even the commenter got it.

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kenjenkei 32

It's one of those shock questions some interviewers seem to think it's clever to spring on people. It was basically to judge how well you handle a difficult/shocking situation - to see whether you got flustered easily or if you could keep a level head. That said, weirdest question ever.

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smc3106 25

You said exactly what I was thinking..

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VeganVampyre 26

Even if that's the case, it's probably a lose-lose situation. Any kind of non answer, or something like "I dunno" would show that OP can't respond quickly/ appropriately to a shocking situation. and if OP had been able to respond with some kind of legitimate answer, the interviewer would probably assume they do drugs and not hire them based on that.

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DocBastard 38

That guy sounds like a chronically stupid dope. I hope you got up and blew that joint with the greatest speed. Obviously his meth-od of interviewing was terrible, and the job is probably not all it was cracked up to be. Go make yourself a pot of tea, or have a diet Coke, and forget the whole thing.

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BigScott 13

I see what you did there... and there... and there... and...

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longlivemetal911 15

The ever entertaining bastard Doctor, fails to disappoint, yet again.

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WiseGuy79 14

Where the hell were you applying for this job?

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FimogenFeels 14

Don't worry, that job probably wasn't legit anyway.

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