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banana_tree - 21/04/2014 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked to a client that every time I see his name, I start singing the song 'Dr Jones' by Aqua. He looked blankly at me, so I broke into song, 'Dr Jones, Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones... ' He still looked blankly, but now also utterly horrified, as were the rest of the waiting room. FML

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Anonymous - 01/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML

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shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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Anonymous - 18/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, me, a coworker, and my manager were looking at random advertisements. One ad was a picture of three fish. My coworker named them what I thought were completely random names. I said, "Those are stupid names." Turns out those are my manager's kids' names. FML

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Get back to work, slacker!

??? - 06/08/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work, humming to myself while scrolling through memes. I started laughing and I said out loud, “You’re so stupid” to my phone. Someone in the next stall said, “Excuse me?” and I had to fake a cough and flush just to escape. FML

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Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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Zestus 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:41

so im guessing not the psychiatrist kind of doctor?

Snicket 13

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:41

Who is Dr Jones?

Zestus 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:41

so im guessing not the psychiatrist kind of doctor?

Blackhawk706 23

Tuesday 22 April 2014 6:44

Maybe a reverse psychiatrist...

zarosian 17

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:41

Lol don't worry OP just keep Calm and Sing on

Snicket 13

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:41

Who is Dr Jones?

gracehi 31

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:45

Harrison Ford and Sean Connery

nairi09 12

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:41

Dr. Jones, get up now

yscpunkchick 14

Tuesday 22 April 2014 7:58

...get up now...

smurfnipples44 8

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:41

You done goofed

tayymeds 23

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:42

You just don't want them to come back... right?

nattlecakes 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:44

Sounds like a tough crowd

oddities 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:45

That would've been a good time for life to become a musical. Or for auto tune to kick in.

cjwayy 22

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:47

Some people just have no sense of humor. Sorry, OP. No one gets my jokes either.

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Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:49

I don't get how someone couldn't get that though. I mean, come on people! Harrison Ford AND Sean Connery. That should be more than enough for them.

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Tuesday 22 April 2014 6:59

@10. BAHAHAHAHAHA. That was a good one. XD

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Tuesday 22 April 2014 7:46

Your jokes must suck.

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Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:47

I winced at this FML.

oddities 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:59

I winced at this comment. That reference is fantastic.

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Sunday 26 October 2014 4:26

Wow this was a while ago and I barely figured out how to look at my old comments. Anyway, you know that feeling when you're watching TV and something super embarrassing happens to the main character and you can't help but FEEL the embarassment? If you answered no, watch the YouTube video of Tom Hiddleston being prank interviewed my Smosh. Lol, Cheers c: