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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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Dancing King

By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML

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By not a kiddy fiddler really - 29/05/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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Strauss would've been proud

By Jobless - 26/03/2022 14:00

Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML

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Flashdance

By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 03:34 - New Zealand

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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Beat It

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML

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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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kred 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

LittleBells 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

Comments

kred 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

HyunnK 18

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:30

Is it the Joker?

countryb_cth 38

Friday 13 February 2015 9:37

Oh Oh I know this one its... its... uh.... uh..... Satan !! Jee I hope I'm write, I need an A on this to pass.

oathkeeper99 31

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

I wouldn't even be mad, that's hilarious!

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 3 January 2016 2:33

To be fair, they probably liked his package more so than the dance move itself. Lol.

DolphinLaser23 24

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:08

Haha I feel bad for you but that is pretty funny.

LittleBells 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 8 February 2015 2:14

At least he didn't get caught on camera beating it.

sstahpp 33

Monday 9 February 2015 2:28

Just BEAT IT!

Johnnycake23 42

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Annie are you OK?

thespiantess 18

Sunday 8 February 2015 11:27

Are you OK, Annie?

dpxantos 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Could be worse, are they asking if you like little boys?

yomomonastick 9

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

tell them to "beat it"

chazzywazzy654 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

Not as bad as the picture of the drunk optom biting someone's bum at a work party. That's what's pinned up in the staff area where I work?

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:41

Wtf is an optum?

WitEluded 13

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:12

I guess you know what your office Halloween costume will be this year...

AutisticAbyss 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:14

Nothing wrong with that! Be proud of it!

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