Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
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Soloman212 28

He's just bitter you'll probably soon replace him.

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MrThump 16

Need to think glass half full here.... At least you know your boss isn't going to ask you to come in early to work!

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Soloman212 28

He's just bitter you'll probably soon replace him.

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ShirtlessWonder 17

Considering that the guy is the boss, I kind of doubt that he's in a very easy position to be replaced. If he had said manager, sure.

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Sebastian2022 22

That's totally uncalled for, but you show him how badass you'll be, OP.

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rnarshmallow 21

Some people just don't appreciate an employee's enthusiasm... like #1 said, you'll replace him.

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alexanderavatar 24

yeh man why try so hard to not end up homeless on the street to mainstream

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MrThump 16

Need to think glass half full here.... At least you know your boss isn't going to ask you to come in early to work!

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MyUsernameisEpic 29

Pretty much every FML that has "hoping to impress" in it is a YDI, but I think this is one of the few exceptions. Your boss seems like a bitter prick OP. FYL.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Sounds like a boss where you can't do anything right. Show up early? You're a "******* tryhard". Show up right on time? Probably a slacker for not being there early. I guess you can't win.

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pleasedie 22

Sounds like a fun working environment

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jesuis_julie 21

Don't think about it too much! Just do you! ?

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