By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
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illusionay 10

Maybe you shouldn't be near a stapler for a while....

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a great comedy act. Here's your stage name: Jean Stapleton

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a great comedy act. Here's your stage name: Jean Stapleton

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Soninuva 41

The first step is always admitting the problem. Good job, OP!

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SneakyDeath 15

Ah yes, the stapler: workplace's natural enemy.

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DanaeZee 18

I feel your pain. In school I managed to put the needle through my thump and sew myself to the fabric (and the sewing machine because the needle broke off). When I was back at school a week later my teacher wanted to know how I was able to do this...so I showed him ...and yeah, my other thump got a piercing, too. Good thing: I wasn’t allowed to use the sewing machine anymore and could do wood work (as a girl I wasn’t allowed there before).

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DanaeZee 18

I have no idea why I wrote "thump" instead of thumb. My English is pretty bad...but not THAT bad. o.O

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elainebarish 8

Maybe they thought you were just taking the extra mile on that joke?

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