By DameCunégonde - 14/01/2010 16:21

If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
At night, all wolves are grey.
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
You are now a certified FML member
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You're following 200 people
You're following 100 people
You're following 50 people
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
By DameCunégonde - 14/01/2010 16:21
By Castafiore88 - 25/09/2015 14:23 - France - Martinet
Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Non, je n'ai pas tout à fait le même pseudo, tout simplement parce qu'il m'a fallu créer un compte pour commenter et qu'on m'a indiqué que le pseudo Castafiore était déjà pris. Alors, ce charmant garçon m'a effectivement envoyée au septième ciel, mais sa petite crise de paranoïa m'a fait redescendre très vite. Nous sommes actuellement un peu en froid. Il est vrai que je suis généralement très... enthousiaste, on va dire, mais c'est bien la première fois qu'on me fait ce coup-là ! Mon ex, lui, était plutôt content de mes vocalises...