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~ Honni soit qui mal y pense ~ ~ Rien n'est plus dangereux qu'une idée, quand on n'a qu'une idée ~ ~ En France, le deuil des convictions se porte en rouge et à la boutonnière ~ ~ Si tu es prêt à sacrifier un peu de liberté pour te sentir en sécurité, tu ne mérites ni l’une ni l’autre ~ ~ Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future ~ ~ Le Dalaï Lama, quand on lui demande ce qui l'a surpris le plus, sur l'humanité, a répondu "L'homme. Parce qu'il sacrifie sa santé afin de faire de l'argent. Puis il sacrifie l'argent pour récupérer sa santé. Et puis il est si soucieux de l'avenir, qu'il ne peut jouir du présent, le résultat étant qu'il ne vit pas dans le présent ou l'avenir, il vit comme s'il n'allait jamais mourir, et meurt sans jamais avoir vraiment vécu" ~

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I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Consolation prize

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

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Beginner

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Judgmental

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Happy ending

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

50 quality comments

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

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I’m your new creative director

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I moderated this!

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Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Invader

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Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Multitasking

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I liked to the power of 20

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Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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