Sick ride, dude
By RdL - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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