Let it lie
By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 14:00
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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