Bepoke

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About Bepoke

Bonjour, Je m'appelle Pricila, j'adore les oiseaux, porter des gants en cuir mais seulement à la main droite et la couleur bleu. Comme maman fume des gitanes maïs sans filtre en continu dans le salon je suis ce que le journal de Mickey appelle "une fumeuse passive" ce qui fait que j'ai la voix un peu rocailleuse et un cancer des poumons à 7 ans (j'ai mentis sur le site car ils trouvaient que j'étais un bébé, pfff n'importe quoi j'ai eu mon premier poil au torse la semaine dernière d'abord!) Alors des fois quand je vais à la boulangerie, la boulangère m'appelle "mon petit bonhomme" et j'aime pas trop ça alors je baisse ma culotte pour lui montrer que j'ai une toutounette. Vivement que j'ai des nénés pour plus qu'on m'embête! En attendant je retourne à mon cahier d'écriture, et vous souhaite bonne continuation sur ce site de foufouillous, lol

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Profile completed

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Judgmental

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

The thumb strikes back

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Beginner

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