Don't stop me now
By Hobbsie - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
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By Hobbsie - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By library book - 10/07/2014 05:27 - United States - Grand Prairie
By jlmed - 02/06/2014 23:10 - Colombia - Cali
By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver
By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 05:14 - United States - Phoenix
OP here, since some are curious for updates here it is (I made an account for this!): Sadly there isn't "more to the story", the University wanted more people to graduate and those two guys were the closest to the finish line (aside from myself). I have tried to raise hell, but since this is a very "macho" country no one is willing to back me up. Everyone knows it happened though. The rich old guys who run the University and took the decision in the first place can't even be reached, the only people higher up are government workers who are, of course, all men who are friendly with the rich old guys. Matters like these aren't exactly "priority" even if I did manage to reach an honest person in the government. I'm afraid I'm forced to "get over it" and just move on. Still pissed though. So, I've decided to save up and move to a country where I have possibility of equal pay (another big issue here), so that's all I can tell you guys for now. Thank you SO MUCH for your good wishes and back-up, it's nice to finally see people express the same anger as me. Oh and I graduated in IT Engineering, focused on multimedia, for those who were wondering.