By hollywood - 15/12/2015 18:55 - France - Lyon
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Bonjour/Bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Très surpris de la publication de la VDM (Je n'ai pas crée de compte, pensant qu'elle ne serait pas publiée. ) Je pense que quelques précisions s'imposent : Tout d'abord, j'ai bien évidemment chanté la Marseillaise après la minute de silence. Ensuite, mes collègues ( et mon patron ) m'ont fixés d'un air ahuri. Je crois même avoir entendu quelques rires. Le fait que tout le monde m'ai remarqué m'a forcé à continuer ! Je me suis quand même rattrapé après avoir fini en demandant comment était ma prestation, ce qui a fait passer la "pilule". Cet acte "patriote" m'a valu comme surnom : "le Marseillais". Pas d’inquiétude, mes collègues l'ont pris au second degré. Je suis cependant surpris par leur manque de discernement !