Douche froide
By Gênance - 22/09/2020 11:30
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Gênance - 22/09/2020 11:30
By Anonyme - 11/09/2020 20:02 - France
By PetitKiwi - 04/08/2020 11:20
Salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Merci pour vos com, sachez que je suis très actif dans l'aide apporté à ma copine, qu'elle voit déjà un psy et qu'elle n'est ni bipolaire ni complètement tarée :) Elle a un trouble de l'anxiété, diagnostiqué après que cette VDM nous soit arrivée, ce qui signifie qu'il arrive à une personne de faire des crises de paniques, et qu'il y à des situations où elle a besoin d'être calmée sur ce, Bonne VDM.
By Anonyme - 23/07/2020 20:01
By Anonyme - 30/06/2020 12:02
Salut, je suis l’autrice de cette VDM! Je suis certaine qu’il ne s’agit pas réellement de mon père : l’écrivain en question est mort avant que mon père ne soit né, et l’orthographe du nom de famille est différente. Le nom et le prénom sont très courants, ce n’est pas du tout étonnant, je sais qu’il a plusieurs homonymes encore bien vivants. Ce qui n’empêche absolument pas le blocage psychologique 😂