AlterVorace

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  • Tuesday 22 June 1982
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About Altervorace

Dans le monde réel : 31 ans, ayant mis bas trois fois, de deux morpions femelles et d'un morpion mâle, cuisinière bénévole, infirmière bénévole, soubrette bénévole -même pas cochonne-, bref femme au foyer de son état. Aime : être méchante gratuitement, les livres, essayer de tout contrôler, ses morpions, son ordi, le chocolat et la clope Déteste : Marc Lévy, les gens, les choux de Bruxelles.

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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je suis bien une fille (pour ceux qui se poseraient la question ^^'). Ma prof m'avait confié son petit pendant le spectacle car elle devait s'occuper de sa classe de seconde, ce n'est qu'à la fin du spectacle que je lui ai présenté mes condoléances ... Ah oui, en fait, j'ai 18 de moyenne en maths :D