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By zoemm - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You are now a certified FML member
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By zoemm - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France