Spooky season
By soccerbuddyz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By soccerbuddyz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Damn straight. His name's rascal.