Petit crétin
By FausseNote - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint André
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About Florianer
Une chose à savoir : Je ne suis pas très loquace 🐰
Et une deuxième chose : J aime les chats 🐱❣️
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Ma VDM... Publiée... :sort le champagne: Je n'aurai pas cru que ça susciterait autant de jeux de mots ! Alors, pour répondre un peu en vrac aux questions posées : Il n'y a pas de verrou à notre salle de bain, et il n'y avait aucun signe y indiquant la présence de mon frère. Et pour toutes les personnes se demandant pourquoi il n'a pas utilisé un coupe-ongle, je vous dirai... Que je n'en sais rien x) après sa superbe répartie, je suis juste sortie de la salle de bain sans insister et sans oser poser de questions x)