By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States
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For all the people who don't get it, my brother recorded about a minute's worth of silence on his little MP3 player, so he could listen to said recording at full volume. He thought if he listened to this recording of nothingness on a loop at full volume, it would make his earphones act like earplugs, cancelling out any noise made. #8, still laughing at that "I'm sorry? I can't hear you for all this silence blasting in my ears". #22, he's fifteen :