Christ le Panda

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About Christ le panda

Je me lève et je prends des Pilules pour dormir je prends le métro dans la meute je rêve de partir dans des pays où il fait chaud à l'autre bout du monde loin de ce boulot qui me tue et qui creuse ma tombe je me lève et je prends des Pilules pour dormir les jours se ressemblent et putain que c'est triste à mourir quand on a rien pour soi que le chèque de fin d'mois la télé le canapé et le crédit à payer je vais les rues je vais les lieux où on ne m'attend pas ....

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He who tries, wins.

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I'm a rock star

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You're following 100 people

I agree, my mouse works.

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