Panique à bord
By ChopperAzzbatman - 11/07/2015 19:30 - Espagne - Barcelona
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By ChopperAzzbatman - 11/07/2015 19:30 - Espagne - Barcelona
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Bonjour ou Bonsoir suivant l'heure où vous verrez mon commentaire, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Tout d'abord sachez que je n'ai que seize ans, et que je ne suis pas épileptique, c'est la première fois que ça m'arrive ! Effectivement mon beau père roulait vite, mais nous étions pressé, je sais, ce n'est pas une excuse, m'enfin. Pour ce qui est de la panique, ça à été une catastrophe, heureusement que mon demi frère était à l'arrière avec moi, sur le coup, il pensait que je rigolais, mais quand il a vue que je ne répondais pas, il s'est mis a crié, mon beau père n'a pas hésiter une seconde et c'est arrêter, il savait ce qu'il fallait faire dans ce cas là, et les pompiers sont arrivés vite. Heureusement je n'avais rien de grave, et heureusement encore je ne suis pas épileptique. Maintenant j'en rigole, mais sur le moment j'ai vraiment cru que j'allais mourir. Vos commentaires m'ont tous fait bien rire. Que le pouvoir de la sainte pelle et la sainte patate sois avec vous, peace.