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By glou - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
By kurugal - 27/06/2012 12:19 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous, vous voudriez savoir comment cela s'est terminé ?... Ce que je n'ai pas précisé, c'est que je suis tombé à la descente du bus. J'ai impulsivement réagi, sans aucune lucidité en me levant aussitôt et ai attrapé ce jeune homme de 18 ou 20 ans par l'épaule. Celui-ci s'est immédiatement retourné et c'est à ce moment que son sac s'est renversé. Le kimono et la ceinture noire tombent... suivis d'un portefeuille et diverses affaires. Le temps qu'il les ramasse en me lançant tous les noms d'oiseau, j'ai vite fait de filer et me suis empressé de me perdre dans la foule. Et puis, quand on est ceinture noire de judo, cela vous dispense de vous excuser quand vous bousculez quelqu'un qui fait 30 kilogrammes de moins que vous ? :-) Donc, tout s'est bien terminé pour moi, mais j'ai quand même eu une belle frayeur. Moralité : pas courageux, mais toujours en bonne santé, non mais !