By kikinovak - 09/09/2015 18:00
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Crottedecaniche's favorite FMLs
By Cocastique - 17/02/2013 03:25 - France - H
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By JaneCitron - 12/06/2015 11:20 - France
By sabbotage - 06/05/2015 11:35 - France - Savigny-le-temple
By d'accordmaman.... - 05/05/2015 12:52 - France
Bonjour, c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM :) Donc après ce long silence, je m'excuse et dit que oui, je suis sexuelement actif mais bon le médecin n'était heureusement pas homophobe et il a esquissé un petit sourire :)