Low blow
By Marleck - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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About Buttcrackles
Now, I know what you're thinking; who in their sane mind would brandish a name that is as incredibly immature and ridiculously stupid as "buttcrackles"? Well, to answer your question: That would be me. However, I suffer from a case of severe stupidity, hence why I thought the name was good at the time. I now regret this, much like most things in my life.
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yeah, I thought of that, but these guys do this all day in different places, and make a ton of money from tourists. the amount of money I can afford to give probably wouldn't mean shit to them.