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Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^
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By Thomas - 25/06/2015 14:15 - France - Lille
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Coucou tout le monde, je viens apporter quelques précisions. Bon, vous l'avez deviné, je suis l'auteur, content d'être publié etc... Donc comme mon pseudo le sous-entend, je travaille dans un restaurant en Espagne et c'est en effet une touriste qui a fondu sur moi alors que je sortais jeter un œil sur les clients en terrasse. Apparemment, les serveurs ne servent à rien, nous sommes incompétents etc... Mais je crois que l'orthographe proche de serveur et serviteur pousse certains clients à la confusion. :p Elle n'était même pas chinoise, cela aurait été trop beau :') Mais les blagues m'ont fait sourire, j'avoue. Le hot-dog en question était tout à fait random, le genre qu'on sert tout le temps, et non pas des knackis avec du pain. Par contre, elle m'a fait comprendre de manière imagée que le fait qu'il n'y ai pas de moutarde était inacceptable, entre autres... Désolé de considérer que certains clients n'aiment pas la moutarde, et dans la mesure où il y en a un pot sur chaque table... Bref, une touriste de plus qui croit que tout lui est dû parce qu'elle nous fait l'honneur de descendre dans notre gargotte (d'ailleurs aller au restaurant pour un hot dog, c'est encore un concept m'enfin...) mais ça on en récupère par wagons chaque été. :/ Paix à tous, les Chinois, évitez la vengeance sur ma pauvre personne, et surveillez vos chiens, une petite blonde squelettique est en quête de son prochain repas :D