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Peroxide

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  • 40 years-old
  • Friday 27 July 1984
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About Peroxide

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. If I don't save the wee turtles who will!! *moments later* AHH save me from the wee turtles, they were too big for me! This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story". Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'. Here is a list of my favourite fml people-get fucked It has come to my attention that a number of, shall we say, stalkers-you filthy people know who you are, have been repeatedly viewing my profile. I will not, and will not ever, be posting naked pictures of myself (pm me for naked pics).

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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