KingSquisher

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  • 24 years-old
  • Monday 10 July 2000
  • single

About Kingsquisher

My superpowers include leaping tall speed bumps in a single damaged suspension, rewinding to 2 seconds before my death when I die, eating lots of fat without getting chocolate, and being invisible when crossing the road.

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Perfectionist

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Picture this FML

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I liked to the power of 20

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A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

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Judgmental

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Socialite

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The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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KingSquisher 13

The dog was in the neighbors property "chasing the livestock" she told animal control when in reality the dog was playing with the horse. I went out to retrieve my dog when she shot. Probably didn't see me. The dog has escaped several times to several locations the past three years

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ryuuchild 5

OP here. So I went in cause of the asthma attack and due to the treatments they gave me my heart rate was up to 130 to 150 and would not go down. The Doctor ordered an EKG and a blood and urine test to see if it showed anything. All that cameback w as that I had a UTI. I hadnt even started showing signs of a UTI so go figure right. Feeling much better and my heart rate was down this morning. Thanks for all the laughs made my day.