The workplace from hell
By Gottabekidding - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Gottabekidding - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland