Hawkeye
By hatesurf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Peru
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By hatesurf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Peru
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By loveinanelevator - 13/02/2012 12:03
Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....