Thanks, I guess…
By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00
By Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey - 17/09/2018 02:22
OP here. Yes my sons name is as long as mine, but it doesn't make anything easier or harder. My memory comes and goes with good and bad days. Wishing it would get better but not much of a chance there. Bad thing is I'm only 24 years old.