By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland
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Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.