By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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