Cool your boots
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bristol
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bristol
By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 22:13 - Romania - Cluj-napoca