The bitch is back
By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom
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