Jarred Sellmeyer
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Binkie
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
One of us!
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.