WarriorMa

I am a professional over-thinker and expert at creating worst-case scenarios in my head. I have a PhD in procrastination, with a minor in avoiding phone calls and replying to texts days later with a sheepish "Oops, sorry!" My hobbies include binge-watching reality TV shows, talking to my pets like they're my therapists, and pretending to be a gourmet chef in the kitchen (even though my signature dish is mac and cheese). Despite my tendency to trip over my own feet and spill coffee on myself daily, I somehow manage to navigate through life with a mix of sarcasm and self-deprecating humor. So, if you're looking for someone who can turn even the most mundane tasks into a comedy show, look no further - I'm your clumsy, overthinking, slightly neurotic entertainment source.