By TwistedCherub1 - 01/02/2014 22:42 - United States
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About Guardian88
Names Jon
Heres a little about ME
Born on Pie Day(3.14) in case you didn't know
My zodiac is Pisces
My Chinese Zodiac is the Dragon
Music is awesome and I listen to ALL kinds of music and would die without it
Frequent XBOX LIVE player
My gamertag is J RUCH feel free to add me if you want to play sometime
Love to work out
The work I do is fun an awesome because I work in a maximum security prison and its not a line of work for everyone because its a thankless job.
Feel free to message me, I will most likely reply :P
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By brookenicolee29 - 26/01/2014 22:06 - United States - Clinton
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I changed my picture because o it(: And it was more of a kissy face.. Haha
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By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio
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To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.