The Usain Bolt method
By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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SammieDarling
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About Sammiedarling
I'm crazy, curious, outspoken, and overly excitable.
Singing is my thing, and music fuels the fire to my soul.
Also severely Accident prone....
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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One more and it's business time
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Sammiedarling's favorite FMLs
By elphi - 15/12/2012 06:11 - United States - Savanna
I agree, your life sucks
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elphi_fml tells us more.
By maxedoutidiot - 13/12/2012 02:14 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon
I agree, your life sucks
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Put that in your pipe and smoke it
By Mimi - 29/11/2012 05:29 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
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OP here! #35, etc. No second date. And...I can't discuss a ongoing investigation. #2 He tried to feel me up and I walked out.I was so scared I left my purse behind. #14 He's on security camera. #4 My limit's about 700 less than he wanted, and he didn't get any of it. #8 Card was instantly cancelled.He put it back. Haven't seen him since. At least the dinner was good.