Sketchy
By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - 07/12/2011 14:46 - United States
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By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - 07/12/2011 14:46 - United States
By disappointedjamaican - 31/08/2014 18:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry
By Can2 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
By Hannahb17 - 23/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Phoenix
By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop
For those of you who are wondering, I'm 17 and I work at Forever 21. I asked the two girls if they needed any help and they said, "Umm.. We don't want YOUR help." I said, "Excuse me?" They said, "OMG WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? WE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP! CAN WE GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP US?" At that point a manager came over to see what the problem was and the girls said, "We don't want her help. She doesn't even have a thigh gap. Why does she even work here?" Not wanting to do anything stupid and lose my job, I walked away. The two girls had to have been only a year or two younger than me. Plot twist: THEY DIDN'T HAVE FREAKING THIGH GAPS! I can't explain to y'all how much that irked me. The whole thing was just stupid. I really like working at Forever 21, though, so I'm glad I didn't do anything to jeopardize that. Well, thank you all for the supportive comments! They were fun to read. (: I hope y'all have a great night/day!